Monkeys Sick of Wolves Acting so Endangered All the Time

Billings, Montana - Senators from Montana, Wyoming, Idaho and Utah are fighting to have the Gray Wolf removed from the endangered species list- by any means necessary. In 1973 the US government added the Gray wolf to the list, and spent $500,000 to study the reintroduction of wolves into some of theWestern states. This was following their initiative to pay hunters to slaughter them enmasse througout the 20th century. So... First the US hates wolves and wants them eradicated, then they decide they've gone too far and declare them endangered... and now they want to reduce their numbers by force in the states they recently paid to have them reintroduced to... Sounds like monkey behavior to me!


If monkeys are anything, it's consistent... even if that consistency is in their inconsistency. The reason the senators from the above mentioned states want the wolves off the list is because they're hunting livestock and reducing the numbers of wild herd animals. So, basically it's like this: Humans hunt buffalo, bison and antelope to the verge of extinction, then decide they want to keep them around. And because herd animals are practically extinct, the wolves have nothing to eat and start hunting livestock... So the humans hunt wolves to the verge of extinction, then decide they want to keep them around... Then, because the wolves are acting well-within the realm of acceptable wolf behavior by hunting, they decide that they don't want them around, because there are too few herd animals to really sustain a decent wolf population, thanks to the homo-sapien's love of killing everything in sight.


The reasonable thing to do, in my opinion, is to forcibly remove large numbers of homo-sapiens from Western states and leave the land to the buffalo and wolves. Then, when the populations there have sufficiently recovered, we can come back and hunt them to the verge of extinction! And then blame them for it! Brilliant. Keep it up, monkeys.