Monkey Scientists Uncover Future Tragedy

A huge patch of coral reef has been located by a group of Israeli monkeys off the coast of Tel-Aviv. This is exciting to the moneky-scientists, as many are of the opinion that homosapiens are simply "running out of stuff to destroy." This swath of reef is just begging for destruction, and it's a good thing it was discovered before it could get any bigger. Coral has generally posed no threat to homosapiens throughout history, making it an ideal candidate for their wrath. It has taken down a ship or two, making its destruction that much easier to rationalize.

Scientists are said to be carrying out research to determine the most effective way to tarnish and destroy this fugitive natural beauty, and many experts are speculating that an oil spill is near the top of the list.